Jail Experiences 1

Jail Experiences 1

Being in jail I run into many situations that more than likely I would not run into on the outside. 1. A car thief in bible study told us all how he steals cars. You test drive 2 cars and make duplicate keys and then you get 2 hookers high on drugs and drop them off at the car lot and let them drive the cars off the lot so you don't get caught. 2. A few of my cellmates names are Possum, Savage, Buzzard, Raccoon and Hacksaw. Raccoon has sex with raccoons. 3 There are many guys living in the 60 man dorm with mental disorders. Many are full of hatred and want to fight all the time. One guy is very timid and wears blue toenail polish 4. One guy worked on the back of a garbage truck and got mad at his partner because he was slacking off in not loading enough garbage so he threw the guy into the back of the garbage truck and he was squashed by the garbage truck compactor 5. One guy I was playing cards with - I told him not to look at the other guys cards and he said I can do what ever I want because I'm a criminal. 6. Popeyes , Chick-filet and KFC cut the heads off chickens. One guy had a fighting chicken in his back yard with its head still on but he went to jail for 5 years. Animal cruelty. 7. In jail we have no pillows, drink warm water and have Deputy Sheriffs walk by with tasers every 30 minutes. We eat at 8 steel picnic tables for 8. Some of the food we eat comes in containers that say the food is not for human consumption. We have 4 kiosks for sending emails and 4 phones for 60 or so guys. Every Wednesday we get clean sheets and they do a shake down to see if we have drugs or shanks, etc. 8. I have breakfast lunch and dinner with 3 vicious m urderers. One is a cannibal. I had a nightmare about him that he took one bite out of Lombardo and got sick because Lombardo is full of manure. 9. Many guys in jail have alcohol or drug addictions but one guy is addicted to massage parlors. 10. My bible study includes a bank robber, a rapist, 2 child molesters, a child trafficker, a drug trafficker, a guy who has been in jail 50 times and a guy who has 25 assault and battery charges against him. I'm on my third self made preacher. He is Catholic and class is intense. 11. The child trafficker picks up kids and women at the border and takes them north to farmers etc for $1-2000 each. 12. One guy was in the Navy in Afghanistan and they parked their big ship in the desert. Unfortunately he had schrapnel wounds all over his body and was missing part of his skull. 13 One guy has drones follow him around when he is not in jail. 14. Many guys in jail are missing a lot of teeth. One guy said he would rather be bit by a woman with a full set of teeth than a woman who only has one front tooth. They pull teeth in jail but don't fill cavities even thou the state pays the jail $300.00 a day to house each inmate. 15. They call me the Colonel in jail because I look like the KFC guy. 16. We eat at 5 AM, 11 AM and 4 PM. It is tough to get maybe 4-5 hours sleep a day and night . My eyes open up only 75-80%. You sleep 3-4 different times a day- very noisy. I get my medicine everyday. We wear all orange uniforms- some jails are black and white stripes. 17. One guy wrestles alligators 18. One guy has 2 mules at home -Cate and Jake and they love each other. 19. One guys stomach hangs down to his knees. Another guys hair has grown to his heels. When they ship you off to prison from jail you are bald. 20. I have written 3 Motions to Dismiss for guys who are in jail where their girlfriend fakes domestic violence. If a guy looks at another woman or dates another woman - the girlfriend fakes domestic violence and the guy goes to jail. It is called Control Your Man. 21. A tattoo artist drew a picture for me on paper where I'm the KFC guy LICKIN corruption. It deals with the Court of Dominoes similar to House of Cards 22. One guy who is facing lethal injection reads science fiction books all day to take him out of the real world into the science world. 23. I have no criminal record or have I committed a crime but I'm in jail over a year for acting out my nightmares caused by atrocious case. The jail makes from the state about $300.00 a day for me to be incarcerated or $171,000 on someone who is innocent. (19 months). That is why you go to jail in Florida for jay walking. They hurt the innocent for money. 1/3 of the inmates in Florida would not be in jail in Wisconsin or New York. Florida should close down maybe 5-6 prisons and pay judges more money and have all quality judges. 24. A gang member wrote a rap song for me about my corruption case.. He also saw an inmate steal some of my commissary and the inmate went to the hole--You are in a 2 man cell for 1 for 30 days and maybe come out once a day to shower. 25. One guy had a botched open heart surgery where the staples came out of his sternum and you could see his heart beating in his chest. He will probably die in jail. 26. I have 3 body guards in jail at all times but most of the guys keep an eye on me because I could be the grandfather to most. 27. Many guys are in jail who will be deported. Many are from Mexico and south of Mexico. They are deported but will probably be back in US in 2 weeks. 28 One guy has been in jail 1 year but his wife is 5 months pregnant. Tough. 29 Another guys wife had a mis-carriage and he tried to break out of jail. He will probably have to spend another 5 years in jail. 30. The criminal side of society is sad to be a part of and Chris Lombardo and Judge Gentile are in the middle of this criminal activity.